July232014

You know, you’re very lucky. A less understanding man would press charges with all the inappropriate things you’ve said to me. 

(Source: trisprioer, via cluelessnu)

5AM
fantasyswift:

story of my life

fantasyswift:

story of my life

5AM
fantasyswift:

books just kill me every single time

I just finished Cress ._.

fantasyswift:

books just kill me every single time

I just finished Cress ._.

5AM

inkyopinions:

Love interests of the Lunar Chronicles + name meanings; inspired by (x)

5AM
fantasyswift:

I feel sorry for my friends who have to put up with this

fantasyswift:

I feel sorry for my friends who have to put up with this

July222014

foreveralone-lyguy:

When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something

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(Source: foreveralone-lyguy, via ruinedchildhood)

7AM

lotrlockedwhovian:

chenisthebestkitty:

geekdonnatroy:

castayel:

fuchsimeon:

viperpilot:

Well, this is embarrassing

Left: Adrianne Palicki promo shot for NBC’s Wonder Woman.

Right: Kimberly Kane promo shot for ‘Wonder Woman XXX: An Axel Braun Parody’.

….is it just me or does the porno version outfit not only look WAY BETTER crafted and prettier, the actress also has more muscles, a nicer fitting chest piece and a waaay more fitting body type and skin tone. 

Also the porno version doesn’t look more “feminine”/more sexy whatever.

That… is EMBARASSING

the “official” one looks like a really bad Halloween costume

I mean fuck the porno one has bigger wrist cuff I REPEATE: BIGGER WRIST CUFFS PORNO WOMAN IS BETTER DRESSED TO KICK ASS *cries*

can someone contact the designer of the porno 

clearly he/she knows how a womans body works.

It’s embarrassing when the official looks a like a porn and the porn looks like the official thing.

The thing that makes me stunned the most is that even the boobs of the porn version are cupped and held in better by her clothing than those of the official thing…

The moment a porn movie treats the boobs of a woman with more subtlety than a big name production, some staff changes are in order.

Meanwhile at Marvel, Black Widow wears appropriate ass kicking attire, Thor is a woman and Captain America is black and DC is over there like: what do we do with *whispers* boob

(via mjolnir-on-tardis)

7AM

javeliner:

think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries

(via nicolesbookreviews)

2AM
2AM

vincentvangoth:

when u miss the last step on the stairs

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(via ruinedchildhood)

July212014
  • computer: whhhhhhhhHHHHHRHRRRRRRRRRRR
  • me: shh it's ok
8AM

adventuresonpaper:

I’ll come back for you i whisper as i caress the books i can’t afford

(via teacoffeebooks)

8AM

madehimsaycomfychairs:

thebeauty-isa-beast:

curvellas:

my fall look today is winged eyeliner, plum lipstick, and a look on my face like i’m fucking your boyfriend and can’t wait for you to find out.

My fall look is simple liner with bold lashes, burgundy lipstick, a gleam in my  eyes that let’s men know that I’ll suck their dick, their money out of their bank accounts, and the souls right out of their bodies.

this is my favorite post on tumblr currently

(via iouspn)

July202014

lordoftheinternet:

i’m glad the shit that lives in the ocean lacks the ability to leave the ocean because most of it is scary as fuck

(via ruinedchildhood)

11AM

sorelatable:

I hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess you didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before so

(via badwolftype40)