May 2013
3 tags
queenerza:
“jaime only loves brienne like a sister”
wo-nderland:
groovymuttations:
what if someone was attractive but not attractive enough to be called hot
can I call them toasty
im calling people toasty from now on ok
rachelisaflameprincess:
bendydicks:
considerthishippie:
Instead of just looking up into the sky, you’re actually gazing down into the infinite cosmic abyss, with only gravity holding you onto the surface of the earth.
oh
i was not prepared for that
2 tags
I just realized the stretch marks on my boobs are gone, I’m not sure when that happened
Societal expectations of sex don't make any sense
fuckingblacksabbath:
awastrelmescalined:
salmiakkivodka:
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
#im not saying its aliens #but
Cosmo Tip #455
menluda:
When he asks if you’re in the mood, look him straight in the eye for a moment and then say “Bitch, I might be.”
thepensivebrony:
“you shouldn’t be depressed, people have it worse than you”
finally, after years of searching, the person with the worst life ever is found. formally, they are granted permission to be sad. but only them. only they have earned it. no sads for anyone else at all ever
dean-man-of-feathers:
HEAVEN.
Population: Metatron.
BUT YOU GUYS. METATRON SAVED CAS'S GRACE. HE STILL...
weeeeeell… he must’ve used it in the spell so chances are it’s gone
candidcatharsis:
it’s a bird
it’s a plane
it’s
the entire fucking population of heaven
warbloggerofzillyhoo:
thesherlockfandomisbroken:
smith-and-noble:
samandpatricks:
today my best friend asked me “why cinderella’s shoe fell off if it fit her perfectly”
In the original story the prince ordered one of his servants to put liquid tar on the staircase to stop her from running away. The shoe got stuck on the tar.
That is a liiiiittle bit creepy
LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT...
buck-barnes:
i wish there was a non-assholeish way to say “our friendship has run it’s course, you make me uncomfortable with your feelings and a lot of shit you do pisses me off bye”
katie-kapulet:
whatthefinnick:
My pre-calc teacher got kicked out of the movies once for yelling out diving scores during Titanic as people jumped off the boat.
